The Big Luder Jokes & Quotes

Breathing Therapy The nose has a left and a right side; we use both to inhale and exhale. Actually they ar e different; you would be able to feel the difference. The right side represents the sun, left side represents the moon. During a headache, try to close your right nose and use your left nose to breathe. In about 5 mins, your headache will be gone? If you feel tired, just reverse, close your left nose and breathe through your right nose. After a while, you will feel your mind is refreshed. Right side belongs to 'hot', so it gets heated up easily, left side belongs to 'cold'. Most females breathe with their left noses, so they get "cooled off" faster. Most of the guys breathe with their right noses, they get worked up. Do you notice the moment we wake up, which side breathes faster? Left or right? ? If left is faster, you will feel tired. So, close your left nose and use your right nose for breathing, you will get refreshed quickly. This can be taught to

I've got a new set of wiper blades for my car (a Peugeot, made in France ).. I think they might be a bit too big because they hang over the edges a little, but I don't care, they work great and I would have to say that they are the only blades I have ever had that don't irritate me when they're working. Call me crazy, but lately I have been driving around with them on even when it's not raining!!!. The other day I was even pulled over by a cop who asked to go for a ride so he could watch them work. They were outrageously expensive (being French), but to my mind you can't pay too much for safety and like I said, they work great. Let me know if you would like a pair for your car and I'll give you the contact website. To see them scrolldown...... . . . I'm sure you'll approve of the impressive design and functionality but like me you'll probably have some reservations about the washer option !!!

I used to be like this?   I met a girl?   She was like this... Together, we were like this ? ? I gave her gifts like this? When she accepted my proposal, I was like this? I used to talk to her all night like this And at office used  to do this... When my friends saw  my girl friend, they  stared like this? And I used to react like this? BUT on Valentine Day, she gave red roses to someone else like this? AND, I was like this? Which later led to this. I felt like doing this… But rather did this . . . I started doing this And this And I ended up like this…

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all. 5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die. 6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. 7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does. 9. A woman has the