Underwear Dust



> One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife,
> 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it
> would take a few inches off of your butt!'
>
> His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such
> a comment go unrewarded.
>
> The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his
> drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust'
> cloud appeared when he shook them out.
>
> 'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder
> in my underwear?'
>
> She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle
> Grow'!!!!!!

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