BIG MOUTH



A very dapper older gentleman had an appointment to see a urology specialist who shared offices with several other big name doctors.

The waiting room was filled with patients, all of whom seemed to have been waiting some time.

The eyes watched his approach closely, looking for any distraction from the usual doctor's waiting room boredom.

As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was the same, large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo Wrestler that had been here last time. Urrgghhhh.
She seemed to have no concept of discretion or tact.

He quietly gave her his name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,

'YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;
YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?'

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man.

He recovered quickly however, and in an equally loud voice replied,

'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'

Moral of the story..
DON'T MESS WITH OLDER FOLKS.

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