Washing with cold water..

Gilbert lived with his parents in a ritzy part of town with every appliance known to man.
Then he heard his elderly grandpapa, who lived in a secluded valley in the mountains had been unwell.
Gilbert decided it was time to go and meet the old fella.

Gilbert arrived to find grandpapa much improved, and the spent the evening chatting and telling tales about their very different lives.
Gilbert in a huge city with everything, Grandpapa in his tiny mountain cottage with the very barest of necessities.

When the morning sun cleared away the mists, Grandpapa prepared a huge breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.
Gilbert was worried tho.
Remember Gilbert is used to maids and cooks and dishwashers.
He noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?"

His grandpapa replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get them. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!"

For lunch the old man made hamburgers.
Again, Gilbert was concerned about the plates as they appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg.
Perhaps this is why his Grandpapa had been unwell.
So again he asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean?"

Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them.
Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!"

Later that afternoon, Gilbert decided to head into a nearby town to get some supplies for Grandpapa (Dish wash Liquid).
As he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl.
It wouldn't let him past, Lunging and barking and showing its teeth.
Gilbert yelled out, "Grandpapa, call off your dog. He won't let me get to my car".

Without diverting his attention from the football game on his radio, the old man shouted ...

"COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN".