Rod was a very rich man



Rod was a very rich man that loved to get away from his demanding wife. He sometimes spend days from his wife and leave her home to spend his money While he goes to another house in the country. If she needed anything she could come out to the country as she does sometimes, just to get money or just to check up on him. While away on another trip he received a call from Ernesto, the person who does much of the work around his lavish property.

"Hello, Mr. Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house."

"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"

"Um, I am just calling to advise you, Mr. Rod, that your parrot died.

"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?"

Yes, Sir, that's the one."

"Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird." "What did he die from?"

"From eating rotten meat, Mr. Rod"

Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?"

"Nobody, Sir. He ate the meat of the dead horse."

"Dead horse? What dead horse?"

"The thoroughbred, Mr. Rod."

"My prize thoroughbred is dead?"

"Yes Mr. Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart."

"Are you insane? What water cart?"

"The one we used to put out the fire, Sir"

"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"

"The one at your house, Sir! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire."

"What the hell??....Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle?

"Yes Mr. Rod."

"But there's electricity at the house!!! What was the candle for?"

"For the funeral, Mr. Rod."

WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL?

"Your wife's, Mr. Rod... She showed up one night out of the blue and I thought she was a thief, So I hit her with your new Tiger Woods Nike Driver."

SILENCE...................A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I'v been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box,we're Leaving From the office & I
will swing by the house to pick my things up" "Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.
The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking
good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?"

The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box....."

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