TAKE IT BACK

Keep this in mind when you have something to return and the store gives you a hard time


A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work.
The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Some lengthy "discussion" followed
The clerk was quite clear on the matter.
No refund would be given in this case.

Suddenly, and quite animatedly, the woman threw her arms in the air and began screaming,
"PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"

This certainly got the attention of other shoppers in the store..

The befuddled and very embarrassed clerk disappeared to get the store manager.

The manager arrives and assesses the situation.
The woman is standing placidly at the counter.
A collection of interested shoppers are lurking in the vicinity.

He walks up and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?"
She explained the problem with the toaster.
He also told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought the item on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms in the air and screams,
"PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!"

This draws an even bigger crowd!

In shock, and trying to defuse the rather spectacular display as quickly as possible, the store manager pleads,
"Ma'am, Please stop, why are you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman replies,
"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"

Amid loud applause her money was quickly refunded!!