A Saudi couple,



A Saudi couple, Ahmed and Layla, preparing for their wedding, meet with their clergy for counselling.

The clergyman asks if they have any last questions before they leave.

Ahmed asks, "We realize it's tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance together."


"Absolutely not," says the clergyman. "It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately."


"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"
"No," answered the clergyman, "It's forbidden in Islam."


"Well, okay," says Ahmed, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?"


"Of course!" replies the clergyman, "Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!"

"What about different positions?" asks the man.

"No problem," says the clergyman.

"Woman on top?" Ahmed asks.

"Sure," says the clergyman. "No problem. Go for it!"

"Doggy style?"

"Sure! No problem!"

"On the kitchen table?"

"Yes, yes! No problem!"

"Can I do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey and a porno video?"

"You may indeed. No problem!"

"Can we do it standing up?"


"No, absolutely not!" says the clergyman."

"Why not?" asks the man.


"Because that could lead to dancing!" said the clergyman.

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