croissants in a cafe

An Aussie was having a coffee and croissants in a cafe when a gum chewing Yanky tourist, sat down beside him.

The good natured Aussie tried to ignore the mouthy American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation.

As he blew and snapped his gum he asked, 'You Australian folk eat the whole bread?'

The Aussie frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, 'of course.'

The Yank blew a huge bubble and sneered. 'We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside.
The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Australia.'

The Yank smirked. The Aussie listened in silence.

But.. The American persisted, 'D'ya eat jam with your bread?'
Sighing, the Australian replied, 'of course.'

Cracking his gum between his teeth, the Yank continued, 'we don't.
In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and the leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Australia.

Trying to change the conversation, the Aussie asked, 'Do you have sex in the States?'

The American grinned and said 'Why of course we do.'
The Aussie leaned closer to him and asked, 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'

'We throw them away, of course!'

Now it was the Australians turn to smile.
'We don't. In Australia, we put them in a container, recycle them, transform them into chewing gum and sell them to the United States.
Why do you think it's called Wrigley's?'