Wife Vs Husband



A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying
a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them
wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of
mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives
of yours?"

"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

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