Sweet Revenge




Far far away lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts, but John the Dragon slayer knew the penalty for this desire would be death should he try and touch them. One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Michael, the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Michael the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it.

Without pause, John the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Michael the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed.
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that
only the saliva of John the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned John the Dragon Slayer. The Physician then slipped John the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, John worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and John the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, John the Dragon Slayer found Michael the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins.

With his obsession now satisfied, John the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Michael the Physician could never report this matter to the King, with a laugh just told him to get lost.

The next day, Michael the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear.

The King immediately summoned John the Dragon Slayer...

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