Never try to outsmart a woman!

There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his
money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before
he died, he said to his wife, "When I die. I want you to take all my
money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to
the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him with all her heart
that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket
with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket; his
wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to
her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers
got ready to close the
casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her;
she
came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers
locked the casket down, and the rolled it away. So her friend said,
"Girl,
I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with
your
husband." The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian, I
can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that
money in that casket with him." "You mean to tell me you put that
money
in the casket with him!!!!?

"I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it
into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can
spend it."