DUCKS IN HEAVEN...



Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven.
Saint Peter meets them at the Gates and welcomes them saying "you can do as you please in Heaven, there is only one rule...
just don't step on any ducks."

The women are puzzled but proceed into Heaven.
Looking around, they notice there are ducks everywhere.
In a matter of minutes, one of the women steps on a duck.

Saint Peter walks up to the woman with a hideously ugly man.
Saint Peter shackles the man and the woman together and says, "for stepping on a duck, you have to spend eternity chained to this ugly man."

The other two women are shocked but go about their business until, sure enough, another woman steps on a duck. Immediately Saint Peter, who never misses a thing, comes and shackles her to another ugly man.

The last woman tries desperately to not step on a duck.
Several months go by and she has managed to not step on any ducks.
Saint Peter walks then up to the woman accompanied by a stunningly handsome man.
Without a word, he shackles the woman to the man and leaves.
After a while, the woman being thrilled to be chained to such a handsome man, says "I don't know what I did to deserve this."

The man replies, "I don't know what you did lady, but I stepped on a duck."

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