Women Are Smarter Than Men



Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died,
Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a
singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.
"I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but in
just a week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million
dollars." The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she
became his stepmother!

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